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It’s got an appetite for it!

Chris Harris reviews the Porsche Cayman S

The Porsche Cayman S is very close to the top of our Lotto wish list. Chris Harris, in perhaps not his best review ever, does a pretty good job of explaining why.

You’ll enjoy this one.

11 replies on “It’s got an appetite for it!”

Makes you wonder why anyone would buy a Carrera unless they genuinely need small rear seats. Carrera S i can argue for because it is quite a bit faster.

WAY Cayman will always be for pretenders. A real Porsche is and always will be a 911. I’d say 10 times out of 10 someone who wants a Porsche and can afford either will always opt for the 911. Every time I see a guy in a Cayman or Boxter I can’t help but think “hairdresser” for some reason. Don’t really care how good or fast it is, because …. a 911 will always be faster in the right hands.

Chris is my favourite reviewer but of late he’s been drinking way too much coolaide from the car manufacturers especially from BMW, Ferrari and Porsche. I mean the one elephant in the room and he did not address it at all. MANUAL GEARBOX? Seeing him flip those gay paddles just makes the whole driving experience feel so sterile and playstationee.

Also I don’t think the car looks as great as Chris thinks it does. But that is subjective. Looks too feminine for my tastes. It’s kinda skinny and happy, no wide guards, not menacing enough for me. The back also looks really gay.

Rod, you would be wrong about people opting for 911s over Boxster/Cayman!

Also in terms of the looks, I think it will look better in the flesh. I know that is the case with the new Boxster. Looks much more musculine in the flesh. I reserve my judgement on the looks until I see it in person, but it is certainly an improvement over the old one.

Rod, please keep using the words ‘gay’ and ‘hairdresser’ to refer to anything negative. It really bolsters your argument and doesn’t make you sound at all like a 14 year old who has no idea what he’s talking about.

Also, the 911 is twice the price of the Cayman in Australia. Is it really worth $150k more for the little ego boost when sat next to a Cayman at the lights?

Rod, you need to yerself into a new VF SS ute maaaaaaaaate. You’ll be rootin’ sheilas for fun without a poofy hairdresser in sight. You sound like a real man, so don’t cheat yerself bro. Get an Aussie V8 and southern cross tat across yer back and root bushpigs!

I can’t understand why people have to go by what people think about who drives what type of car.
FFS if “you” like the car then that is the only thing that matters because at the end of the day who cars what anyone thinks as long as you’re happy and having fun with the car.
Generally people with small penises like to drive masculine looking cars somehow trying to prove a point.

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